It appears that “regardless of age, most boys are ill-prepared for the challenges along the road to becoming an emotionally healthy adult.”
“The lands issue, Clay eventually realized, was actually hurting the cause.”
Well, okay. But why is Clay in my sex life this year? :o
“GRAHAM’S THIGH MUSCLES FLUTTERED WITH FATIGUE WHEN HE SAT DOWN.” THAT IS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR
Okay we have three options
“This is an agreed policy made by the Coalition Government that came into power in 2010”
“How did you know it was me, Gobbo?”
“”Oh, Done it”, said a voice”
“He seems to already understand his role in the live show, commanding the front of the stage when he should and ghosting aside when Herman, Sam, Vadim, and Fred make every aspiring metal musician in sight turn an envious shade of green with their shred.”
“He raped her, didn’t he?”………
“One body might need only five hours to feel fully made new, while someone else might need nine.”
“Bilbo Baggins called it a party, but it was really a variety of entertainment rolled into one.”
#mary shelley #this quote though #it’s all kinds of wonderful #hey remember that time one asswipe was like you have 30 seconds to name something invented by a woman… #…and Mary was like SCIENCE FICTION MOTHERFUCKERS #that was awesome #thanks Mary Shelley (via snappily)
And the next time someone starts claiming that teenage girls have ruined the horror genre with romance or whatever you can be like, hey dicksmack, teenage girls and romance built your genre so sit the fuck down.
Mary Shelley fucking invented your favourite genre motherfuckers. You owe her Kirk and Vader and every goddamned Joss has ever done that’s made you cream your pants. Created when she was a teenager cause, hey, that’s how she rolled. She took love and showed it as the powerful, terrifying, all-encompassing, ruthless, wrathful thing it is.
Also, she did it because she was bored. Like, really. She was stuck in a country house during shitty weather, and went “Huh. What should I do? Create a genre, sure, watevs.” (Paraphrased, but pretty much accurate.)
You know what I do when I’m bored? WHINE ABOUT IT.